This morning I was having a leisurely start to the day (I was in the bath, actually) when the phone rang. “Where are you?” I was supposed to be in Basildon, delivering an Excel Intermediate course. I had accepted the booking last month, but somehow failed to enter it into my diary, and I had completely forgotten about it. This is a trainer’s worst nightmare – even worse than the one where you’re completely naked and trying to deliver a course but haven’t been told what it is! I have let down my agency, the client and the delegates. Absolutely horrible.

The agent has spoken to the end client, and they agreed that it would be better to cancel the course, rather than have me arrive totally flustered and two hours late. Presumably they will reschedule, but I somehow doubt that I’ll be offered the replacement.

All I can do is apologise profusely and put steps in place to ensure that this never happens again.